Question by Scott Hoffman: My gf thinks she’s pregnant from an online pregnancy test…?
We had sex and she got paranoid about being pregnant. So as a joke I told her to take an online test to verify. I didn’t think she would fall for it. So aacording to the website she’s pregnant. She tells her whole family. Her dad is so pissed he won’t even look at me or talk to me. How do I make everything okay?
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Answer by Joe
lol on line lol go buy a test
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Make her take a real pregnancy test.
ummmm that is stupid….tell her to get a real test!!
lol F.C.K. UR LIFE..if she iz pregnant..i wuld ditch her, but im 17..so dnt listen 2 me
Oh man…
Dude, you owe me a new keyboard. That is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read all day!
Thanks for the laugh!
tell them u dont now if she is realy pregnant
Tell her to go to the doctors and get a real test. Urine and blood. If it comes out negative, she got paranoid over nothing. If it comes out positive… Well, good luck.
To make everything “ok” the only thing u can do is tell ur gf to take an actual pregnancy test! online ones cannot possibly more correct then the ones u take in person!
also wen ur gf takes the test PRAY that she is NOT pregnant!
if by chance she is u r now a daddy! congrats! but also realize u cant leave ur gf if shes pregnant cuz thats not fair for the child…
good luck with this!
Let me answer your question with another question:
How on earth did your girlfriend think that a website could tell if she was pregnant?
Get her to take a real pregnancy test and establish whether she is pregnant or not.
Was her dad previously unaware that you’d had sex? Was he angry about that or that she might be pregnant?
If it’s the first, then you’ll just have to try and be reasonable and hope he does the same. If the second, then, provided she’s not pregnant, assure him you’re being careful.
Oh, and by the way, DO be careful!
Continue the joke and tell her you’re dumping her because she’s pregnant. Sometimes two wrongs make a right.